Eugeneypants: I always do the right thing, even when I don’t.
Eugeneypants: oh yes. # nevaevabeenwrong
Myrtlicious: I can think of 2 reasons
Eugeneypants: 1. I said my penis is average when in fact it’s GINORMOUS.
2. I’ve said i’m cool, but never truly stated that I’m AMAZEBALLS.
Myrtlicious: your face angers me and the crap that comes out of it
Eugeneypants: faces don’t poop
Myrtlicious: your face = ass HA
Eugeneypants: your ass = small planet, HA
Myrtlicious: and you’re being pulled in to orbit. BAZINGA
Eugeneypants: ohhh. I’ms staying out the black hole.
* note that no kirby’s were harmed in during this conversation. the opinions of kirby are his and his alone and do not reflect the views or opinions of eugeneypants and/or myrtlicious